Not me Monday

For some reason I can not get the pretty picture that links back to McMama and mycharmingkids.net so this will just have to do, until I write to her and figure out what mistake I am making. Now on to my own not me Monday!


This week it will be about both my children and me. Come on now we are all perfect so I have so much to say about one of us that I need to write about all three.

Like this passed week I did not sit inside the car and roll up the windows to out scream my children during their fight. I am way to calm and collected to do that and what Mother in her right mind would do that. I also did not then roll down the windows and pretend we were all singing loudly to some crazy song on the radio.

This week my daughter definitely did not fail another math test. I as the perfect Mom I am have quizzed her and studied with her and done everything in my power to ensure she is the straight A student that she once was.

Also my son did not get new boxers this week which in turn her turned backwards and proceeded to tell me he wanted to see if he could do #2 (his exact hand gesture... during dinner might I not add) through the whole. He also did not proudly share that Daddy taught him the right way though and it is meant for going potty. Come on now why would any of this happen in my family.

Now I pray hubby nor either of the kids see this wonderful post because the loving Mother and wife that I am would never post anything to embarrass myself or my loving family.