iObsessed

I mean I am obsessed with my iPhone. I dont know why I didn't get this nifty iPhone many many years ago and just splurge a bit more then. God was that a stupid move. I am glad that we now have splurged and got the iPhone or should I say iPhone's since Hubby got one as well. All because of that darn Santa bringing Big Girl and iTouch now you can see this whole family sitting with iElectronic's playing games, loading apps and just bein completely iObsessed.

So with my obsession comes apps and I love me some apps it is better than anything I am obsessed, oh yeah I mentioned that. Well tonight my newest app is iLaugh and I just had to share the way's to annoy peopel one since I just loved it. The only thing better is Gilmore Girls (which is on in the background) and Sex and the City. But here it goes.

Ways to annoy people

1.Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.
2. In the memo field of all your checks write "for sensual massage". (LOL I am sure this could embarass some and piss off others).
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to-go" (you may even confuse one of the workers)
4. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up" (ummm that's a bit wasteful and may be noisy since they may squeak from the lack of water)
5. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think"
6. Finish all your sentences with the words 'in accordance with prophecy."
7. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. (oh I can't wait to do this to the kids.)
8.Staple papers in the middle of the page.
9. Ask people what gender they are. (umm this may make people think you are stupid I know I would give a strange look)
10. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.


OK now that I typed it out iLaugh did not me meLaugh. Oh well I tried, now back to my apps.